yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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