youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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