I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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