I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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