i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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