so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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