Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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