What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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