just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I smell stomach acid.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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