I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
3pm strippers are depressing
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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