Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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