Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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