If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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