she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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