Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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