Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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