We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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