If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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