Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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