that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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