oh god the rape fog is back!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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