I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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