More tranny stories later!
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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