I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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