Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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