check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Randomize
