When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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