I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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