This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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