Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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