so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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