Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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