I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Blow job season was short but glorious.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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