woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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