your room smells of hookers.
And success
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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