But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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