love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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