just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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