This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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