i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
