I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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