Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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