You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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