you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.