She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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