the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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