Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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