There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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