gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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