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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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