if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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