I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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