If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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