i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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