why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I currently don't understand fingers.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
